My first “Canoe Adventure”. My husband popped the question Thursday night. You know how guys are? They wait until the last minute to ask you something. His work group was going on a river canoe trip the next day. Did I want to go? He thought I'd say no, because I don't like bugs, hate humidity and don't like getting in the water. Well, I said "Yes" anyway, and off we went!
The canoe trip was sponsored by Adventures Unlimited in Milton Florida. Located on Coldwater Creek, they offer kayaking, canoes, zip-lines, orienteering, cabins and more. We drove the hour from Destin to Milton, getting up at a groggy-eyed 5:00 a.m. It was far away, and I was sure we were in some other state, lost on a back road. When we got to the site, though, it looked like a well-organized campground. I told the clerk we wanted an “upgraded kayak or canoe” (whatever you call those things), as I didn't want to paddle, just enjoy my husband's gondoliering skills down the creek. She said I could be like Cleopatra in the front, so just take one paddle, and it would be no problem. Uh, not exactly, as we'll find out later.
Our next step was getting on a bus to be driven to the drop-off point, where we would get into our canoes and kayaks. The guide announced, "The special group should get on the bus first - those who are going on the 15 mile trip." Whew, I was glad that wasn't us. But wait -- “Get on”, he said! It is YOU- you are on the advanced trip. Oh no, I felt like someone who had just enlisted in the military and there was nothing you could do to change your mind. I was in, and there was no turning back. I just hoped the 15 miles would be a joy ride.
We got to our drop off point to find out there was no extra “upgraded” canoe with the raised seat-backs for us. We could wait for one and hold up the trip, or carry on. One of my husband's buddies whispered to me, "You really should have a paddle, too, just in case...". "You're right" I said, but it was too late.
At the send-off, the guide told us, you’ll be going by two bridges. After the second bridge, you’ll be close to home. Watch for the signs that say "Stop". The trip should take about four hours. Not.
At first, getting in the canoe was glorious. A little shaky, but pleasant. Then the adventures came. We got stuck on the bottom several times, as the water was too shallow. My husband got out and towed us through the pebbles by hand. Such a Herc. I probably should have gotten out of the boat to help him out. Then the rain came. Not a pleasant sun-shower. A full-out downpour. There I was, soaked to the bone. I might as well have been swimming. I thought it was a dream. No help. No cover. In the middle of nowhere. Finally, the rain stopped. I tried to towel myself off, but the towel was sopped, too.
Onward we went. Where the water wasn’t shallow, there were huge tree limbs
and stumps to avoid. They were beautiful, but banging up against them was jolting. My husband paddled on. I realized I should have brought my own paddle to help, as the rest of the group was far ahead of us. To avoid shallow areas, we had to skirt the shoreline. A little too closely at times. I did complete back flops into the canoe to avoid having my head taken off by tree limbs. That only happened three times. The last time was when all of my husband’s friends were parked on shore waiting for us to catch up. We went right into the trees, I slammed flat on my back, and they all clapped. How embarrassing.
Are we there yet? Two hours later, more rain. We were only one-third of the way through. I decided to pull a huge branch from the creek to use as a paddle to “help” out my husband. Apparently, the experienced river rats thought that was hysterical, and laughed at my “paddle”. Onward we went. Maybe we’d never get out. This was one of those movies. After each curve of trees, I kept hoping for the “Stop” sign. Maybe it was around the next curve? Nope. This is the one!? Nope. Lost on a river. Finally, six hours and 15 MILES later, we got back to our starting point. Our adventure was over.
Did I have fun? Yes! I loved looking at the beautiful nature, trees, clear water, ancient stumps, feeling the cool breeze and enjoyment of friends. Would I go again? YES. But next time? Sign me up for the short course, and I’ll bring my own paddle!
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Wendy-canoe trip in Florida in the summer? Sounds like a reciepe for bug bites and heat stroke but at the same time it sounds like a great adventure. Glad you are willing to go again.
Looks like you had a great time! Great pics!
Dave - Sitting in the soggy clothes for hours was not the highlight :)
Cindy - Believe it or not, there were hardly any bugs, and the breeze was cool. Especially when it rained!
QuickFree - Thank you, I enjoyed it.
Wendy, thanks for sharing your canoeing adventure with us! I love canoeing, although I haven't done it since I was a teenager in Hawaii. :)
Wendy
I'm surprised you said YES you would go again - it was quite the adventure. You made it all sound like such fun that I think I'll stay home.
Jeff
Wendy,
It sounds like a great day.
Bill
PS: There are alternatives to sitting is soggy close all day. 8>))
Leilani - It certainly is the stuff of stories, and I am sure you have some, too!
Jeff - LOL If it went smoothly, it wouldn't be an adventure, right?
Bill - I am afraid to ask!
Funny Wendy. It looks like it will be a while before you're as good at canoeing as you are with short sales!
Gabe - You are cracking me up!! You are so right!
The last time I went canoeing was.....a lot of years ago! There was a place we used to go on the Cahaba River and it was so much fun. I think I would be willing to do it again too. Maybe in Milton next time. :o)
Wendy, the photos look like a lot more fun that it sounds like you had! Like you, I'm not into bugs, but I do love the water.
Funny story, Wendy. I can just see you starting out like a princess with your husband doing all the work, then pitching in with a tree branch.
We did one of those in Alabama years ago - same kind of wet trip, but we got separated from the rest of the folks, had snakes everywhere, and were listening for dueling banjos all the way. LOL
Never again!
I'm fine with the canoe. I once went on a three hour quad ride through the mountains in Oregon and am still traumatized. Glad to hear that you had fun.
Patricia - There were only a few horse flies. They only landed on me once!
Virginia - That is SO funny! I played the Dueling Banjos song on my iPod on the drive down. I told my husband he ought to worry more than me LOL!! I didn't see any snakes, but the logs all looked suspiciously like alligators!
Melissa - I did a quad ride for 10 minutes in Connecticut. That did get me hysterical and I think I blew out my husband's eardrums with shrieking. But I did have fun!
Wendy,
Sounds like you had a great adventure. It is fun to hang out with the one you love, you are brave, we both dislike humidity and bugs...no chance he would ask me, but if he did, I would go. Ron is a lot of fun regardless of the circumstance. A
A - That's cool. Thanks for the "brave". I didn't think about that part!